49 Hues of Red

FAMILY WEEKLY NEWSLETTER

Issue 17 Volume 5

Guest Editor's Note:  Many contributors joined forces to make this a successful edition of the FWN as the entire Family is on a cruise.  Thank you!

Important Holidays:  All the subscribers look forward to the return of the Family and tales of their follies.  BK turns 49 and Cam turns 21 this week!  Remember:  growing old is mandatory, growing up it optional!

Weather:  Beautiful, booming showers filled our skies while those in this great country celebrated our independence and the Bucco's blasted into 1st place.  A hailstorm gave the guest editor's garden the smackdown and my million bell petunias evidentally enjoy being beat and look positively radiant.

Urbandictionary Word of the Day:  soberazation.  The act of detoxifying yourself through time.

As the Carnival Pride docks.  BK:  Ronno!  I've come to the soberazation we need to find an AA meeting, now!  RE Jr.:  Shanizzle.

Song of the Week:  Happy Birthday Blues, B.B. King

Notable Accomplishments:  Cam, Nate, CP, BK, and RE Jr. went power snorkeling.  Alex, Tracy, and AL won at roulette.  Nate's iPod was stolen by Poseidon.  CP managed to find a Steeler's bar in the Bahamas.  Mark reports Lana is eating and well behaved.  Her new bff is Jake and she can't wait to bite Barson and the rest of the Park Family for leaving her behind.

Hupothetical Situation of the Week:  contributed by the unsubscriber, Cousin Josh.  You have been granted the right to start your own country.  What would it be called?   Who would live there?  What would it be known for?

FWN Member of the Week:  CLOSED FOR SUMMER HOLIDAY!  Thanks!  (clap clap clap clap clap)

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AJ