Hey! You! Get off of my cloud

Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 20 Vol 4

 

Important Holidays: Nada – neglected from last week's: MM/P Anniversary

 

Weather:   Insolation is heat or radiation at the earth's surface. Give the earth a break and stay inside for a week – you're so hot your contributing to global warming. (This is a complimentary issue)

 

Urbandictionary word of the day: Manopause

 

1.      Man menopause (something men are 3x more likely to experience than women)

2.      Having your man pause the video game long enough to talk, run out to get milk, mow the lawn, etc.

 

Don't ask Nate to mow the lawn today. He won't manopause his videogame because it is manopause week. He only wants root beer and CoD.

 

Song of the Week: Endless Love, Diana Ross and Lionel Richie

 

Notable Accomplishments:  Cam and Poppy are out of the hospital and Tom is walking again.   Carinne got some sweet new wine glasses and a t-shirt from a winery. UM/T have a new addition to the family (puppy zoe!). Alex has completed her first semester of grad school and Lana got a new collar.

 

Hypothetical Situation of the Week:   Would you rather live

 

a)      In a tree house

b)      In a cave

c)      In a teepee (tipi)

d)      In an igloo

 

FWN Member of the Week: Nicole!

 

Nicole is not picky and likes most desserts. Her shampoo is light and fluffy and intended to eliminate frizz, but does not eliminate frizz. Given the choice of living in space or underwater, she'd pick space because floating in air sounds like a blast. Lastly, we already know Nicole's aunt tried to convince her to become a nun when she grew up, however we did not know she once told her aunt she wanted to grow up to be a stripper.

 

Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)

 

Classifieds: FYI- All Carinne has is her vehicle charger, meaning, her phone is dead a lot. Cheap seats in DC for the Steelers-Redskins preseason game in two weeks!

 

Look for more next time,

 

c@r!nn3

Miss Mumbo Jumbo

Official Editor

Most Painful Eliminations of the Day Goes To...

Family Weekly Newsletter

Princeton Debut

Issue 19 Vol 4

Important Holidays: Gregory's Birthday 

Weather:   It's the four H's out their today with Hot, Humid, Hazy, and Horrible

Urbandictionary word of the day: AHA!

1) The most common and widely used Princeton greeting.

2) The appropriate response to "Helloooo, over there... Yonder" or "AHOO"

Cam: "Helloooo, over there... yonder!"

Nate: "AHA! Over there!"

Cam: "AHOO!"

Song of the Week: Elevator tunes

Notable Accomplishments:  Nate’s swim team finally realized (on the last day) that Nate is a coach and Carinne's blog was featured on groupon. Nate, Cam, and Tom were the epic editors for this weeks Princeton Debut edition! 

Hypothetical Situation of the Week:   You have just bought a new ship and discover a new land. What will you name your ship and the land that you discover? If there are villagers on the land, what name will you call them?

FWN Member of the Week: Greg! 

Greg's favorite letter in the alphabet is 'g', his favorite school mascot is the Vikings, the most recent song he heard was Little black back pack by stroke 9 on 105.9, 9 from the 90s, and if he could either live in water or space, he would choose space. Ex-tra-terrastrial!!

Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)

Classifieds: Area 51

Cheerio!

c@r!nn3

Miss Mumbo Jumbo

Official Editor of FWN

Follow up on "i lost my subject line"

Quick update to the HSOTW from the last issue -
if you picked
A = Gryffindor
B = Ravenclaw
C = Hufflepuff
D = Slytherin

(This was sent out a few hours after the newsletter was published)

i lost my subject line

Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 18 Vol 4

 

Important Holidays: MM Birthday

 

Weather:   Tornado! Of Jager that is. Open wide and take it all in!

 

Urbandictionary word of the day: Walmartarian

 

Shopping solely at Wal-Mart; acquiring everything from Walmart. After several months of practicing Walmartarianism, your house and personality becomes Walmartized. You may also want to google People of Walmart, to see if you are a featured customer.

 

Next week is going to be a West Side Store(y) Battle of Home Depotarians and Walmartarians in the KFC parking lot.

 

Song of the Week: Bill Withers, Lean On Me

 

Notable Accomplishments:  Nate's swim team is undefeated and won both relay and individual championships.  

 

Hypothetical Situation of the Week:   These are pre-selected and will be revealed at the end of the day. In honor of the final Harry Potter… You put on the sorting hat. Which house does it place you in?

 

A –

B –

C –

D –

 

So, pick a letter. Feel free to state which you think you should be in (Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, Slytherin, Gryffindor).

 

FWN Member of the Week: MM!

 

MM's favorite reindeer is Rudolph, and if she had to dye her hair an unnatural color it would be pink. When growing up on the farm her favorite animals were the baby pigs. Lastly, her current shoes are croc flip flops.

 

Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)

 

Classifieds: Nada

 

Look for more next time,

 

c@r!nn3

Miss Mumbo Jumbo

Official Editor

Have Typewriter Will Travel

Family Weekly Newsletter

Special Early Edition due to Editor Travels

Issue 18 Vol 4

Important Holidays: Ma Birthday, Cam Birthday

Weather:   Dear Past Newsletter Reader: Beware, the funnel cake has trace elements of a drug that will make you want to run away and join the circus. Consider before devouring.

 Love, Future Newsletter Reader

Urbandictionary word of the day: Index Finger Discount

Stealing something is a five-finger discount. Index finger discount is illegally downloading.

Cam: How did you get the Barney collection on your computer background?

Nate: Attempted an index finger discount to get Rocky. Unfortunately, it was laced with a virus, a popup came that said, "If it Dies, it Dies," and now Barney is here forever, slowly sending my hard drive to insanity.

Song of the Week: Smoke on the Water, Deep Purple

Notable Accomplishments:  Nate did a great job at the horseshoe washer game last weekend. Carinne was sub-par at Beer Pong.

Hypothetical Situation of the Week:   Of course, you are a world renowned chef. Streets are lined with those excited to eat at your establishment. Your specialty is something you can actually currently make very well. It doesn't have to be fancy. People like it anyway.

For example, Alex may have Breakfast du Jour – Frosted Flakes tamed with 2% milk, served with a spoon. Or, CP – colorful, sugary gummi bears drizzled with tequila, aged overnight in Tupperware, a decadent barbeque treat.

FWN Member of the Week: Mum!

For lunch today, BK had a gyro. If she had to pick a new month for her birthday she'd pick October because it's so pretty. Given the choice of losing an arm or a leg, she answered 'leg' to this "very morbid question". Ma's favorite ice cream is chocolate chip cookie dough.

Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)

Classifieds: Nada

Look for more next time,

c@r!nn3

Miss Mumbo Jumbo

Official Editor

O'er the Land of the Free

Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 17 Vol 4

Important Holidays: Independence Day (made in America)

Weather:   What’s more American than spandex? Invented in 1959 in Virginia, pull on your pair of American Flag Spandex, grab an Iron City (Pittsburgh), a Watermelon (locovore), and jump in your pool (likely China), or use the hose (100% American water). Cheers & star spangles!

Urbandictionary word of the day: Freudian Click (Freud is Austrian)

Sending an e-mail to someone by mistake. (The first e-mail was generated in USA)

BK: So since when is “Colonoscopy Happy Hour” an Important Holiday?

CP: What? Oh crap – Freudian Click. That was an unedited newsletter. I was writing that for research purposes only.

Song of the Week: Amerika, Rammstein (Rammstein is German)

Notable Accomplishments:  Nate no longer works at Shop n Save. Carinne bought $32 worth of groceries this week, $25 of which was made in America.

Hypothetical Situation of the Week:   Celebrity Deathmatch (also made in America!): Who is the victorette?

A)    Snow White

B)     Cinderella

C)     Ariel

D)    Jasmine

FWN Member of the Week: Cam!

Cam’s middle name is James. If given the choice of living under water or in space he’d pick under water. If he could be on any game show he’d be on Lingo, and the most recent text message either sent or rec’d was “ok sweet”.

Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)

Classifieds: Snow White in German is “Schneewittchen”.

Look for more next time,

c@r!nn3

Miss Mumbo Jumbo

Official Editor