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Family Weekly Newsletter  

The AHA!! Deluxe edition

Important holidays: Constitution Day (Australia), Silence Day (followers of Meher Baba), World Population Day (international), and Statehood Day (Montenegro)

Weather: Hot and dry. So plan for a day at the pool or just a day to sit back and sip on a cold one (for the classier fellas) to stay cool or chug a cold one (for the less classy fellas, college kids, etc.) to forget the heat.

Hippie Dictionary word of the day: Zowie! (or Wowie-zowie!)

               An exclamation of energy and/or excitement.

               "Wowie-zowie! That is a nice car"

Song of the Week: Santaria, Sublime

Notable Accomplishments: Nate had jury duty, Cam survived his 21st birthday, Allie got a job, Brandi is back at work

Hypothetical situation of the week: You have to get to work... what means of transportation do you use?

                a. AC 130

                b. Hot air balloon 

                c. Rocket Bicycle

                d. Mach 5

                e. Rickshaw

                f. Stilts

                g. Parade Float

Lesser Known Sport of the Week: Toe Wrestling (Fact: toe wrestling was applied for the Olympics in 1997. Surprisingly, it was turned down)

Movie of the Week: King of the Zombies (1941)

Strange News: On 11 July 2012, eHarmony.com released a free app named "Bad Date Rescue" to help you get away from those unwanted creepers you meet at the bar. The app fakes an incoming call to allow you to politely bail out.

FWN Member of the week: Carinne currently has ten toes, she last ate pepperoni and banana pepper pizza, she is wearing Candies shoes, if Carinne owned a pet dinosaur it would be a raptor named Alfonzo.

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This article is a continuous learning process so if there are any complaints feel free to put it on the back of a $20 bill and send it to me.