the garden state

Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 16 Vol 5

Editor’s Note: This is the last issue from the state of NJ! Interestingly, Vol 1 Issue 23was published in August 2008, and was the last issue before the newsletter HQ relocated to NJ. It was that issue we welcomed Nicole and Mark to the newsletter. Here, the last issue in NJ, we welcome Megan to the newsletter. Cheers and we look forward to her intellectual contribution to the banter!

Important Holidays: Fourth of July

Weather:  A little rhythm, a little blues, and a sunny drafternoon.

Urbandictionary word of the day: Amurica

The phonetic spelling of the redneck pronunciation of America. Pronounced Amurrica (emphasize the mur, elongate the r). Red (neck), white (trash), and blue.

Sparklers in my Budweiser. It’s how we do festive in Amurica.

Song of the Week: See Below

Notable Accomplishments:  REP Jr successfully journeyed to England, and had a discussion where a man asked if he was speaking in an American accent, to which he replied, “No, are you hearing me in an American accent?” Cam has returned from round two of the army. Carinne had her last day at her job. Mark is on the buzztime leaderboard at HH.

Hypothetical Situation of the Week: The only HSOTW that gets repeated, yearly, the Friday of the Family Summer Vaca. Hypothetically speaking, you’re the editor of the newsletter. What’s the song of the week?

FWN Member of the Week: Nada!      

The FWNMOTW office is closed for the summer holiday. Cheers!

Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)

Classifieds:  July will be a guest-editor series. If you are looking to fulfill a lifelong dream of editorship, feel free!

Look for more next time,

c@r!nn3

burgh or bust

Official Editor