shots of vodka and turkey juice

Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 37 Vol 4

Important Holidays: Nada

Weather:  Out of offices unite! Tis the season for no one to be at work and for UM’s out of office memo overload. 

Urbandictionary word of the day: Parkopoly

The secret password.

[At an undisclosed location]

FWN Member 1: Parko

FWN Member 2: POLO

FWN Member 3: Not POLO jeez POLY you’re fired as bouncer at [undisclosed location]

Song of the Week: Steppenwolf, Magic Carpet Ride

Notable Accomplishments:  Parkopoly was successfully created; Carinne won the first game. Alex accidentally texted the whole family instead of just Cam when shopping at midnight sales on Black Friday. Cam stood in line for two hours at Target for a PS3. Cam got selected for an army leadership training program. Nate began varsity swimming. Alex helped make the Thanksgiving pies this year. RE Jr was inducted into the German Club.

Hypothetical Situation of the Week:  If you could write an out of office message and have it be appropriate, what would it say? For example typically people are professional and brief, but now you can brag or be as honest as you’d like.

Having more fun than you for the next three days, until I run out of mosquito repellent. Then I will be wishing I was at work. I may also be out on Monday due to my hypochondriac tendency to fear malaria. Contact my boss with urgent inquiries.

FWN Member of the Week: MOTW is on holiday this week. Celebrate yourself!

Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)

Classifieds: Cam is selling candy bars for $1 and Tracy is selling candles for $10.

Look for more next time,

c@r!nn3

shopping hangover

Official Editor 

Snoopy's down on 16th st

Happy Thanksgiving!!!! 


HSOT Holiday: what non family/love/job related thing are you thankful for? Ex you may pick your facebook account. Something that makes you quite happy.

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Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 36 Vol 4

Important Holidays: None

Weather:  Good Googlie Mooglie it’s cold out here. Colder that a turkey’s you know what!!! Hey at least the sun is out.

Urbandictionary word of the day: Nincompoopery

The characteristic actions that define and identify a person as a complete idiot.

Bev:                Marco, I don’t understand why we have to come to work every day.

Marco:            I AM SURROUNDED BY COMPLETE AND UTTER NINCOMPOOPERY!!! I quit.

Bev:                Yay!!! (Bev does the running man all over the office)

Song of the Week: Britney Spears, Criminal

Notable Accomplishments: Carinne won monopoly last weekend. Ron enjoyed Troegs. Brandi is expecting her first child in June.

Hypothetical Situation of the Week:  If you could have been the star in any movie (new or old), what celebrity would you replace?

FWN Member of the Week: Nicole    

If Nicole were to go on a game show she would go on Family Feud because she insists her family would be great entertainment. Her favorite alcoholic “Bev”erage is an orange V & T with lemon, if on the scene and a glass of wine, if relaxing at home. Nicole was teased in the 3^rd grade for her boyish middle name, Rae, so her classmates thought, but was mesmerized by a kiss from John Myers in the 6^th grade during a game of spin the bottle. After that kiss she ran into the woods because she was scared (I hope it wasn’t dark out).

Thanks! (spank, spank, spank, spank)

Classifieds: Please contact Aunt Lynne with any job leads you may have. She can forward her resume to you if you may know anyone.

Look for more next time,

Brandi on behalf of c@r!nn3

Official Editor

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Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 35 Vol 4

 

Important Holidays: Veterans Day

 

Weather:  What the? Moody moony all around lately. It's best to sequester yourself until it's all out of everyone else's (but most likely it's you, you're just blaming everyone else) system.

 

Urbandictionary word of the day: S'moron

 

Someone who does not understand the concept of s'mores or how to properly make s'mores.

 

Michael: Lexy, that's the fourth s'more you've burned!

Lexy: I like them that way. GOSH. S'moron.

Michael: Uh, grounded!

 

Song of the Week: The Ronettes, Be My Baby

 

Notable Accomplishments:  Carinne and MM continued to play scrabble; Carinne has been winning excessively, possibly due to "birthday week" concessions.     

 

Hypothetical Situation of the Week:   Would you rather have a crystal ball, a slightly fluky magic wand, or a time machine? Please note the time machine cannot go in the future, and the magic wand cannot manipulate time.

 

FWN Member of the Week: Tracy!    

 

If Tracy were to go on a game show she would go on Family Feud. She has no idea why she was name Tracy, but her dad picked it. For breakfast she had Yogurt and if she were to visit another country it would be anywhere in Europe.

 

Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)

 

Classifieds: Nada

 

Look for more next time,

 

c@r!nn3

so far 26 has been lame.

Official Editor

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Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 34Vol 4

 

Important Holidays: As RE Jr has mentioned multiple times today: it is King Tut Day, Daylight Savings Time, Election Day, The Very Best Birthday of the Entire Year

 

Weather (By UM):   Budlight Savings Time ends..... Or does it?  The one time each year you can extend closing time by one hour and, in some instances of slower bartenders, repeat last call two or three times before they catch on.

 

Urbandictionary word of the day: Freddy Cougar

 

The old chick who wears a skanky Halloween costume.

 

Your mom was giving out candy while dressed like a Freddy Cougar. Halloween keeps on giving this year -  I'm still having nightmares about that.

 

Song of the Week: Men Without Hats, The Safety Dance

 

Notable Accomplishments:  First snowfall of the year occurred last week. RE Jr + his titanium hip successfully made it through airport security. Carinne received a medicare advertisement. Nate did very well at HH trivia.    

 

Hypothetical Situation of the Week:   Why did the chicken cross the road?

 

FWN Member of the Week: Auntius Julius!   

 

For the second week in a row we've struck out on MOTW. AJ had not responded to the questionnaire. We'll learn more about her next time!

 

Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)

 

Classifieds: Nada

 

Look for more next time,

 

c@r!nn3

at the "scary" age

Official Editor