Fifty Shades of Grenade

Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 14 Vol 5

Important Holidays: First Day of Summer

Weather:  A bittersweet fog will cover the vicinity as eras are ending and others are beginning. Twenty-two consecutive years of the ups and downs of public education are over for LV family. Summer is officially in full swing for the whole newsletter. Cheers.

Urbandictionary word of the day: iFinger

The finger you purposely keep clean when eating, cleaning, etc, so you can use it on your phone.

Carinne gets wing sauce on her face, hair, and all fingers except one. This is the texting and Buzztime iFinger.

Song of the Week: Imagine Dragons, It’s Time

Notable Accomplishments:  Congratulations Nate on graduating from High School! The fourth and final Shaler High School graduation of LV family takes place tonight. Congrats to Cam on graduating from army training! Congrats to Alex for finishing her school year (and the great thank-yous her students sent her)! Get well soon Sasha, who underwent surgery and is now unable to reproduce.

Hypothetical Situation of the Week:    You’re starting your own cable TV channel. What is it? For example you could do something like ESPN 8, The Ocho. Or, Dive Bar Dish Network. Or, Sappy Chick Flick Channel. All Johnny Depp All Day. All Carinne All Day. Anything you want.

FWN Member of the Week: Gina!      

Gina was named Gina because her mom liked the name and her dad liked Gina Lollobrigida. Her first job ever was in Woolworth’s pet department where she once had to catch a 3lb hamster with gum in its mouth. The US city she’s never been to but would like to visit is Napa Valley (editor is skeptical that she’s never ben there). Lastly, as guest editor, her favorite section to write was the Song of the Week.

Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)

Classifieds: Congratulations class of 2012!!!   Cheers, cheers for old shaler high! You bring the whiskey, I’ll bring the wine! Send some freshmen out for gin and don’t let the sober sophomores in. Juniors never stagger, seniors never fall!

Look for more next time,

c@r!nn3

class of 2004

Official Editor