Family Weekly Newsletter
Issue 44 Vol 3
Important Holidays:Tim’s Birthday
Weather (by BK, R Jr, and CJ): If you would look out the window or dare to brave the cold, snow, and all-around generally sucky atmosphere, you will realize, yes, January has hit Pittsburgh. However, all is not lost if you are a member of the polar bear club, as this weather is delightful for leaping into frigid waters.
Urbandictionary word of the day: Comment Jump
(v): to disregard, not acknowledge, or skip over a comment when replying on a post or status update.
MJ: Who does R Jr think he is? He just got facebook and now he’s comment jumping me? No one does that to the Facebook King of Hanover!
Song of the Week (by CJ): Anarchy in the USA, Sex Pistols
Notable Accomplishments: Gina beat out all of the dudes in her office for the most correct wins picked for the 2010 NFL season. Carinne won her weekly office NFL pool this week. Nate had his first car accident. Alex shoveled the driveway and steps before mum had to leave for work. Cam did a polar bear swim on New Year’s Day.
Hypothetical Situation of the Week (by R Jr): You have the opportunity to star in a movie. What movie would it be (whether it is just the movie genre or title of an existing movie) and who is your co-star?
Special Bizarre Sign of the Week: See attached image. How would this image ever make sense?
Special Stogies and Wine Selection (by RJr): Enjoy a different cigar for the new year in a Nub Cameroon (selected for his favorite child) which is small yet mighty. Don’t be fooled by what you see, this cigar may seem ideal for a quick smoke, but will last an hour. This cigar is perfected by a Shannon Ridge Chardonnay ($12.99 at State Stores!) which can only be described as yum! Even the wine drinker who prefers the sweet wines, such as Grex, will love this wine.
FWN Member of the Week: Tim!!!
Tim was primarily nice, but had a sprinkling of naughty throughout the year. When confronted with candy selection at the check-out in the grocery store, he chooses Take 5 or Twix. The shoes he is currently wearing are brown with black soles. Some call him Tim because his parents knew a doctor named Tim and decided it was great name to match a great baby.
FWN Member of Last Week: Aunt Jul!!!
Aunt Jul was super nice last year. If she had to spend New Year’s in another country, she’d go to France. For lunch she had a ham Sammy on a Joanne Foster bun. She can hold her breath for 28 minutes.
Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)
Classifieds: Alex’s Pre-Dawn Driveway Shoveling Service is now running! Contact Barson for more information.
Look for more next time from your regularly scheduled editor,
Barson “I know what a spatula is” K.
Happy New Year!
Last-Minute Guest Editor of FWN
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