Ringing in Two-Thousand-EleVOM (courtesy of UM)

Family Weekly Newsletter

Special Early Edition

Issue 43 Vol 3

Important Holidays: Aunt Jul’s Birthday, New Year’s Eve, New Year’s Day

Weather:   It’s officially the year of the VOM, and will likely be rung in accordingly at midnight with obscene makeouts. Happy 2011 FWN!

Urbandictionary word of the day: Phobar

                                                            

Not to be confused with the commonly known FUBAR… Photoshopped beyond all recognition.

UM: Hmmm, I’d like to be slimmer (click click), with a Snooki tan (click click)… And I wish my shirt was mesh to show my washboard abs (click click click). There we go!

Tracy: That is so Phobar it looks like you fifteen years ago if you were a beastly girl.

Song of the Week: Manfred Mann, Blinded by the light

Notable Accomplishments: Yet again, Carinne found the pickle on the Christmas tree. UM beat R Jr on the wishbone competition. R Jr got a facebook account; his first status was regarding the hot tub. Cam, Nate, Grex & J enjoyed some snow golf on Christmas. Lexy is feeling better. Eighteen inches of snow didn’t shut down work.  

Hypothetical Situation of the Week:   You have to write down a New Year’s resolution on a slip of paper. It will randomly go in a hat with the other resolutions, and randomly you will draw one you need to try to adhere to. What do you write on your slip to enter into the hat?

FWN Member of the Week: Aunt Jul!!!

Aunt Jul did not reply to the questionnaire in time; but happy birthday anyway!!!

Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)

Classifieds: Contact Nate, C.E.O. of G.G.C., for all of your shopping and wrapping needs!  

Look for more next time,

C. Paige

Resolving to not Resolve

Official Editor of FWN