lovocores vs locopours

Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 46Vol 3

Important Holidays: None

Weather:   “Carinne stands from her chair. It swivels- WAIT IT STOPS. She turns, waves hi to a waitress but quickly grabs her beer.” “Did you know she had three siblings Bob?” “Really! And seven letters in her first name. Carinne is picking up the glass- look at that chug. What form.” Without baseball and football, sports announcers are abundant and bored. Beware, if they come near you, you will be announced.

Urbandictionary word of the day: Buttula

                                                            

In the extreme circumstance that you run out of TP and have no other methods of acquiring TP, you could always use a spatula. Once a spatula is used for this function, it no longer becomes a spatula, but instead is a buttula.

BK’s suggested solution to Carinne’s toilet paper shortage was to use a buttula.

Song of the Week: Vivaldi, The Four Seasons

Notable Accomplishments: Liz is picking her wedding dress this weekend. LV got a new furnace. Carinne’s car is on the mend.  

Hypothetical Situation of the Week:   So you’re having an epically bad week. Everything seems to be going wrong. You’re standing in a skanky, grossnasty bathroom. You see a penny, face up on the floor. Do you pick it up?  

FWN Member of the Week: UM!!

If forced to dye his hair an unnatural color, UM would pick green ala Billy Jo [sic… It’s actually Joe] Armstrong. If he were to professionally coach a competitive board game team he would coach Chutes and Ladders. Lunch today was McChicken, McDouble, Large Fry and Large Mickey D's Sweet Tea (someone is not on a New Year's Diet). His most recent FB status is 'It would seem that the 'How to Raise your Teenage Daughter' movie is SO completely different than the book.".

Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)

Classifieds: Nada

Look for more next time,

C. Paige

carinnamolecules?

Official Editor of FWN