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Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 45 Vol 3

Important Holidays: Geo’s 50th Birthday, MLK Jr Day

Weather:   Beware, beware. All of this star-switching stuff is actually a ploy marketed by Baltimore to confuse and disorient Steelers fans into thinking they are Ravens fans. Don’t heed all of this nonsense. If you’re a Scorpio, stay a Scorpio. And go Steelers!

Urbandictionary word of the day: Smartphone Shuffle

                                                            

The act of walking slowly or ‘shuffling’ because you are too preoccupied with tasks on your smartphone.

Announcer: Alex is ahead in the race- oh wait, she’s slowing down- it looks like she’s reading a text from Greggy- OH NO huge pileup behind Alex, angry joggers unable to get around her – it looks like Cam has just taken the lead! Alex would have won this if it weren’t for her smartphone shuffle!

Song of the Week: Take Me Out, Atomic tom

Notable Accomplishments: Carinne met Snooki last night.  School starts for cam for the first time and for Barson for the last time.

Hypothetical Situation of the Week:   They let you name the new star sign (if you haven’t heard, they added a 13^th star sign). Whatcha call it?

FWN Member of the Week: n/a

MOTW is having an in-service day as it is preparing AARP cards for all of its members that become elderly this year. No MOTW. Instead, a great joke brought to you by BK! What is Steeler #43 made of? POLAMOLECULES!! Ha ha ha ha. Good one.

Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)

Classifieds: Nada

Look for more next time,

C. Paige

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Official Editor of FWN