Family Weekly Newsletter
Issue 52 Vol 2
Important Holidays: Cinco de Marcho, Everyone’s unbirthday
Weather: Protect your sandwiches and bullfrog beer, all, as it is reported that sandwich-zilla and bullfrog-zilla are on a rampage.
Urbandictionary word of the day: (name)-ish
When you make up a word or phrase that doesn’t exist in any language.
The Rons in Ronville all speak Ronnish. Today is a major holiday, as they celebrate Cinco de Marcho.
Augup (sp?) meant “popsicle” in Carinnish when she was young.
In Barsonish, drunk is said as “fiferererer”
Song of the Week: Queens of the Stone Age, White Wedding
Notable Accomplishments: Cameron got a warning when he was pulled over. Carinne took her first zumba class. Barson saw the midnight showing of Alice in Wonderland, and her room mates said she has uncanny similarities to the Mad Hatter. Nate & Cam made honor roll. Lexy is trying out for the school cheer team. Aunt Lynne is enjoying a variety of free/discount coupons as it is her birthday month. Tom’s bronchitis has him on steroids, so we’re hoping he’ll win the home run derby this year.
Hypothetical Situation of the Week: It’s your unbirthday. Please pick a gift!
a) Box #1
b) Box #2
c) Box #3
d) Box #4
FWN Member of the Week: Dr. Ali
If Ali were in Alice in Wonderland, she’d be Alice, as she falls down things, tries food/drinks she shouldn’t, and has crazy friends. The most recent song on her iPod was Usher’s “Love in this Club”. Today she learned that t (9:22) is known as the “Philadelphia Chromosome” and is part of Chronic Myeloprolifertive Leukemia. Ali’s shampoo is specially formulated with vitamins that keep hair healthy and strong, while protecting the color. Her shampoo also keeps her hair moisturized so it doesn’t need washed daily.
Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)
Classifieds: Editor got a Pandora bracelet. Feel free to contribute.
Look for more next time,
Abominable Snowoman
New Jersey: not part of the US
Official Editor
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