Double Dipping

Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 16 Vol 1 

Important Holidays:  Canada Day (July 1), The Battle of Gettysburg (July 1-3)

Weather:  A swarm of bugs is coming in from the southwest. The weekend will be muddy and smoky, leaving you ready for air conditioning and a shower come Monday. Tents and campers are going to pop up in the north west region of the state.

Urbandictionary word of the day:  Editor’s Apology:

Due to my extreme disorganization and lack of attention to detail, a word-of-the-day was used twice. Here at FWN, we strive for excellence. This is nothing short of unacceptable. Please note that the proper people have been fired and we are working to correct the problem for future editions. We continually strive for excellence and perfection at this newsletter institution. In this week’s issue, we have not one, but TWO words of the day to replace last week’s slaughter.

Frisbeetarianism

The philosophy that when you die, your soul goes up on a roof and gets stuck.

"I don't believe in rencarnation I am a strong Frisbeetarianist."

email bail

Using email to back out or ditch on plans, dates and even relationships.

He didn't want a confrontation so he decided to email bail on the chick he promised to call last night.

Song of the week: Warren Zevon, Werewolves of London

Notable Accomplishments: Alex and Cam both went off the high dive at the wave pool.

Hypothetical Situation of the Week: Who is the woman to blame?

Family Member of the Week: Member-Of-The-Week office is closed in celebration of Canada Day. Look for one next week!

Thanks! (clapclapclapclapclap)

Classifieds: Carinne wants a job. Keep your eyes open for waitressing and stuff like that. She can do that kind of crap til she finds something permanent.

Look for more next time,

Carinne

Now I’m no better than your average homeless girl.

Someone sign me up for welfare.

College Class of 2008