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Unlucky Issue 13 Vol 1
Important Holidays: Friday the 13th, Father’s Day, Flag Day, Lana’s Birthday
Weather: Lots of super fun work around the house is in the weekend forecast for women and children as the dads get to do nothing
Urbandictionary word of the day: yellow listed
a person who does not wash their hands after urinating is placed on the 'yellow list', or they are 'yellow listed'
Co-worker: You may want to double up on the hand sanitizer after shaking hands with Edith, she was yellow listed last week.
Song of the week: Toxic, Local H
Notable Accomplishments: Nobody did anything remotely exciting this week… Stop sucking, people
Hypothetical Situation of the Week: Choose one of the following.
a) You are the lead singer of your new rock band. What do you decide to name it?
b) You are the bad guy in a scary movie. You get to pick the title of said movie. What is it?
Family Member of the Week: Raff!
Raff makes a special Household appearance on every Friday the 13th. His favorite thing to do is nothing. He was made famous for his bum dance. His favorite family member is Carinne. He does not like people otherwise.
Thanks! (clapclapclapclapclap)
Classifieds: Nada
Look for more next time,
Carinne
Now I’m no better than your average homeless girl.
Someone sign me up for welfare.
College Class of 2008
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