Family Weekly Newsletter
Issue 7 Vol 5
Important Holidays: Darlene’s Birthday
Weather: The forecast shows that previous episodes of the HSOTW will become useful in your life this week (and not the ‘if the stall is out of TP’ one… which is unfortunately less hypothetical than the editor would find ideal…). As you were once asked “what is a real life get out of jail free card you would like to have”, the radar shows you will find yourself with the opportunity to use it. Choose wisely.
Urbandictionary word of the day: Glamping
Glamorous/luxury camping.
With their air conditioned tent, blow up mattress, and television hooked up, the Hangover Ps are getting a weekend away to go glamping.
Song of the Week: The Used, Buried Myself Alive
Notable Accomplishments: Allie and Hanover Ps are going to the Pens game tonight (not together, just both will be in attendance). Nicole and Carinne are both sporting new hairdos. Marco, Heather, and BK’s bowling season ended. BK scored a great pair of shoes for $4. Brandi had a successful baby shower. Butler, PA was voted the #7 Best Small Town in America by the Smithsonian. CP took RE Jr off of the leaderboard at HH. Alex threw out her back doing handsprings like she was a six year old.
Hypothetical Situation of the Week: So in Vol 4 Issue 46 you took various methods to get from the top of the hill to the bottom. Well, now you need to get back up there. How do you get from the bottom of the hill to the top?
FWN Member of the Week: Darlene!
Darlene’s middle name is Susan. The US city she’d like to go to but has never been to is Portland (on my list also!). If forced to choose an extra finger or an extra toe she’d pick the extra toe. Her favorite cake is chocolate cake with white icing from D bakery.
Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)
Classifieds: Nada
Look for more next time,
c@r!nn3
Dasher Dancer Pachan
Official Editor
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