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Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 44 Vol 4

Important Holidays: Friday the 13^th, MLK Jr Day, George Birthday

Weather:  Fog? Hail? Friday the 13^th? 50 degrees outside? We had a blizzard for Halloween and now January is the spooky month. Seems like the weather is having an identity crisis; time to bust out the costumes and have some thrills, chills, and a couple of spills.  

Urbandictionary word of the day: Spark in my azz

The antonym of ‘picking your azz’. When you are picking your azz you’re sitting around doing nothing. When there’s a spark in your azz you’re getting it done.

BK: Come on boys, clean up the living room. Time to get a spark under your azz.

Cam: Good thing I brought my lighter!

Nate: Hang on I’m picking my azz, trying to get a good spot for the spark to hit.

Song of the Week: Mr Nice Watch, J Cole feat. Jay-Z

Notable Accomplishments:  AL is now gainfully employed!  RE Jr made it through airport security even with the new hip. Marco, Heather, Nicole, and Bev’s bowing team is off to a great start.

Hypothetical Situation of the Week:    If you were given the choice: would you give up five years of life for a peaceful death, or take the five years and have a painful death?

Please note you do not know the cause of the death or when. It could be age 31 vs 36, or 91 vs 96, a car crash, or sickness, etc – none of this you know.

FWN Member of the Week: Tim!

Tim’s favorite pizza topping is hot sausage. Given that all travel times would be equal, his chosen method of transportation would be first-class air travel. His first job ever was as a paper delivery boy, followed by a position at Restaurants where reportedly his job title was ‘the MAN’. Today, his t-shirt is navy blue with “show me your O Face” on it.

Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)

Classifieds: Nada  

Look for more next time,

c@r!nn3

Juror No. 1

Official Editor