Trenton Makes, Pennsy Fakes

Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 46 Vol 4

Important Holidays: Groundhog Day

Weather:  In shocking weather news, Canada also celebrates Groundhog Day. This raises several critical points (a) do they use the US groundhog and (b) how does this fare for the accuracy of the groundhog as it is perpetually winter in Canada?

Urbandictionary word of the day: eye broccoli

The opposite of eye candy; someone unattractive.

Is Snooki eye candy or eye broccoli?

Song of the Week: Donna Summer, Hot Stuff

Notable Accomplishments:  BK and RE Jr enjoyed the sunshine state this week; ironically, so did all of the REpublican candidates (RON 2012).

Hypothetical Situation of the Week:    How do you get from the top of the hill to the bottom?

a)      Slide

b)      Slip & Slide

c)      Roll

d)      Run

e)      Moonwalk

f)       Toboggan

g)      Flying Falcon. Which doesn’t exist so you’re at the top of the hill by yourself.

FWN Member of the Week: Michael!

UMs predicts the Groundhog will be hungover and will see two of his shadow, indicating Spring will start on Monday. His major in college was secondary science education, and the kitchen utensil that best describes him is a teaspoon because he can ‘add a little flavor to anything, but should really only be added in very little doses’. Lastly, he is named Michael because he was a boy and Karen was no longer suitable.

Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)

Classifieds: Nada   

Look for more next time,

c@r!nn3

Juror No. 1

Official Editor