Freezing my Frizzer Off

Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 38 Vol 4

Important Holidays: None

Weather:  If you snail-mail a request to the ‘Honey I Shrunk the Kids’ producers they’ll send you pills to make you smaller, or shrunk*. Then, you can live like Hansel and Gretel in a Gingerbread house (as long as you remember to make the gingerbread house before taking the pills). Therefore your weather forecast includes a light powdered sugar rain, just enough to coat the mint tic tacs.

*As children Alex and I thought we could write them a letter and they would send these to us. True story.

Urbandictionary word of the day: Recyclopath

One who is so focused on the environment they become a hostile, obsessed recycler.

RE Jr: Where are my reusable grocery bags? WHERE! WHERE!

BK: Chill, recyclopath.

*Disclaimer: Saving the environment is good. We could all benefit from a little recyclopath.

Song of the Week: She Will, Lil Wayne feat. Drake

Notable Accomplishments:  Aunt Lynne has finished 16 years at work. Carinne finished all of her Thanksgiving leftovers today. Carinne won a new app for her iPhone.  UM is now on a winning sports streak. UM/T/Lexy safely made it to Tennessee. Nicole got a new haircut.

Hypothetical Situation of the Week:    Choose one or death. Which of these would you dress up as?

a)      A pilgrim

b)      Cupid

c)      Easter Bunny

d)      Uncle Sam

e)      Punxsutawney Phil

FWN Member of the Week: Gina!

This year Gina has been very naughty. She was named after Gina Lolabridgeta (sp?). Gina’s favorite reindeer is Vixen because she knows how to have a good time. Breakfast today was tea, cinnamon toast, codeine cough syrup and antibiotics with sugar on top.

Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)

Classifieds: Please contact Aunt Lynne with any job leads you may have. She can forward her resume to you if you may know anyone.

Look for more next time,

c@r!nn3

walking in a waffle wonderland

Official Editor