Awkin' Around the Christmas Tree

Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 40 Vol 4

Important Holidays: First Day of Chanukah, First Day of Winter

Weather:  If you’re hipless and you know it clap your hands, if you’re hipless and you know it clap your hands, if you’re hipless and you know it then you really oughta show it if you’re hipless – ah screw it, have a cigar in the hot tub.

Urbandictionary word of the day: Beard Goggles

Being oblivious to how bad your beard looks; thinking it is very attractive and suave when in fact it is not.

Cam: Check out my beard.

Nate: My beard is better.

JLo: Beard goggles off dudes. I can grow a better beard than that in five minutes.

Song of the Week: Candy Cane Christmas, Darius Rucker

Notable Accomplishments:  Carinne’s jury duty ended after nine days. Dr. Ali has been accepted into a residency program. Cam finished another semester of school.

Hypothetical Situation of the Week:    There’s a shortage of pine trees, both real and fake. What do you decorate in place of a traditional Christmas tree?

FWN Member of the Week: Darlene!

Darlene did not respond to the questionnaire in a timely manner. Better luck next year!

Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)

Classifieds: Zilch

Look for more next time,

c@r!nn3

Juror No. 1