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Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 22 Vol 2

Important Holidays: Lexy's Birthday, Nicole's Birthday, UM's Birthday

Weather:  Mass amounts of moping will soon ensue because vacation is over. High amounts of hydration are recommended to reconstruct what is left of your liver. 

Urbandictionary word of the day:  (brought to you by BK) a$$vertising

Wearing shorts that have words printed on the butt. 

Classic a$$vertising slogans include "this space for rent" and "this space for rent"

Song of the Week: Zero, Yeah Yeah Yeahs

Notable Accomplishments:  Carinne got 5 holes in 1 in mini golf. Pinochle games have been ensuing throughout the beach house. Drinking started, on several days, before noon, and on the current day, before 10am (we're not amateurs here). Alex survived a massive sunburn.  The fam survived the beach trip even though it coincided with the Discovery Channel's Shark Week. There were two successful wine tastings this week. The kids Chloe tutors got the highest grades in the class on math exams. Chloe is also the most popular math tutor in all of the land. 

Hypothetical Situation of the Week: Alright another round of e-Apples to Apples. What noun/action/idea/phrase/anything do you throw down? No restrictions.

The "adjective" is, well, more of a phrase: "At-home vacation." Describe it... 

Reminder: You have a handful of nouns, actions, etc. An adjective is thrown down, and everyone puts down their noun/action that they feel is most applicable to the adjective. However, in this case, there are no cards and thus no restrictions. Feel free to offer a phrase, movie, person, anything. 

FWN Member of the Week: Lexy!

Lexy sent 9648 texts last month. Her favorite board game is "scene it" and if she could be in any movie she would be in Harry Potter. Her shoe size is 9.

Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)

Classifieds: Nada

Look for more next time,

McCarinne McTan

Emitremmus

Official Editor