Ahoy Matey

Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 24 Vol 2

Important Holidays: First Day of Ramadan

Weather: The hurricane in the Atlantic will affect all parts of your week: due to the weather you’ll be stuck drinking excessively inside, which will amount to overconsumption and you creating a hurricane in your porcelain bowl.

Urbandictionary word of the day:  Coronas

The word Lexy believes rappers use when referring to the female chest region.

Coronas should be properly covered at all times when at the beach via bikini or beer cozy. An exception to this rule is when you are at a nudist beach.  

Song of the Week: Mariah Carey, Obsessed

Notable Accomplishments:  Cam is home in ONE WEEK.  

Hypothetical Situation of the Week: You have to give up one of these for a year. Take yo’ pick

a)          Shoes

b)         Alcohol

c)         Girls: Good Hair Days   Guys: Watching/listening to football

d)         Your vacation time (with your company)

FWN Member of the Week: Mark!

Mark’s most recent telephone discussion was with Savannah. His favorite type of candy is Cabernet Sauvignon or beer. His shoe size is 11 wide; supposedly big feet equal big socks.  His background is a picture of a Merrill Lynch Bull with a caption about integrity.

Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)

Classifieds: Nada

Look for more next time,

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August Fools!  

Official Editor