Family Weekly Newsletter
Issue 15 Vol 2
Important Holidays: Father’s Day, First Day of Summer, Gina’s Birthday
Weather: When those annoying drunk girls enter the bar like a hurricane, your best possible precautionary action is to send them all a round of shots – filled with water. They’ll get the message. Make sure you have a posse in case a fight ensues.
Urbandictionary word of the day: Rock Star Parking
Getting a parking spot extremely close to the desired destination. Antonyms: employee parking, loser lot
Dale has permanent Rock Star Parking on LV
Song of the Week: Black Eyed Peas, I Gotta Feeling
Notable Accomplishments: The sun is still shining. Celebrate profusely.
Hypothetical Situation of the Week: Would You Rather:
a) Be a special guest on Docta Phil (oh and it’s a three-hour-special episode, too)
b) Be on celebrity death match against Oprah
c) Be in court appealing a ticket, but the judge is Jerry Springer
d) Be in a 5k three-legged-race competition with Stephen Colbert?
Playing golf with Bob Barker was going to be an option but, meh, that’s been done.
FWN Member of the Week: Gina!
Because life’s uncertain we’ll do dessert first: Gina’s favorite is chocolate cake with cream cheese icing. Her favorite class in high school was English Lit, and a memorable birthday was when she turned 18, was over-served, and her best friend Wendy and herself reportedly had to “run from the ‘killer sheep’ that were apparently inhabiting her back yard.” Lastly, her home page is set to http://primetime.tv.yahoo.com/ , the site where her little brother talks about prime time TV and gets as many as 3.7 million viewers a day.
Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)
Classifieds: Salsa, que pasa?
Look for more next time,
Carinne
Epic Failure: Hossa
Official Editor
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