Beyond the Call of Booty

Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 13 Vol 2

Important Holidays: Stanley Cup Playoffs, Pap’s 85^th Birthday, Cam leaves for boot camp

Weather:  It’s getting awfully aviary out there folks; the radar shows swarms of Red Wings in the region. Coming in early tomorrow evening, this red cloud will be twisted into a frenzy of black and gold as the Penguins devour the red wings. Just steer clear of wearing any red and white and you should be protected from this system!

Urbandictionary word of the day: (suggested by MA) Drunxting

The act of aimlessly texting everyone you know from the bar after you have reached another level of consciousness.

Nate’s version of chain texting is sending “fwd fwd fwd fwd fwd fwd” but since he can’t spell straight when drunk, his drunxting is “wfd wfd wfd wfd wfd”.

Song of the Week: The Flaming Lips, Borderline (yes, the Madonna cover)

Notable Accomplishments: Lexy’s last day of school was last week. Yesterday was 5 years to the day since CP’s high school graduation. She’s old.

Hypothetical Situation of the Week: So you’re on a daytime TV soap opera. And you’re getting fired from the show, but the producers are kind enough to let you write your own demise. They’re killing off your character – how do you make your exit?

FWN Member of the Week: Cameron

Cam’s favorite letter of the alphabet is C (“Well I got to thinking and it couldn’t be Q. Because Q is just weird. Then, if you consider A, well A is just all stuck up because it’s first. And Z, Z is all the way at the end. O is like a zero, and I is just selfish. So that leaves me with C.”). The most recent thing he drank was water, and he doesn’t know his one-mile time, but he can run two miles in 13 minutes 29 seconds (pshaw, let’s get a move on slowpoke). If he could replace anyone in a movie, he would act as Iron Man.

Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)

Classifieds: Nada

Look for more next time,

Carinne

Get in the fast lane grandma

The bingo game’s about to roll

Official Editor