Whispering Eye

Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 6 Vol 2

Important Holidays: Arbor Day

Weather: Mother Nature is on Vaca due to Arbor Day. It’s mystery weather all week, bummer.

Urbandictionary word of the day: Herf

A lively gathering of cigar-smoking comrades who meet in a restaurant, club, cigar store or home to share their appreciation of fine cigars.

Ron’s Herf Club, fun facts

Est: 2009

Underground name: “Too Much Smoky Smoky Drinky Drinky Little Doggies” club

Handshake/Phrase: Instead of the split fingers and “Live Long and Prosper” phrase, the hand symbol mimics how a hand looks when you have a cigar in it, and you say, “Smoke Long and Exhale”.

Current Member Count (approximation): Humans Living in Lana’s Cage < Herf Club Membership < BFRO Membership

Fun Fact: Herf is not in Microsoft Office Spell Check

Song of the Week: Heart, Crazy On You

Notable Accomplishments: Greggy is now a member of the FWN! Welcome aboard. Uncle Michael survived an earthquake in Cali (he was on the 10^th floor and it was a 3.8 on the richter scale). He also scored tickets to the Ducks/Sharks playoff game last night. Alex’s sorority won best sorority on campus (2^nd year in a row!) and also has the highest GPA. Poppy has had recent success at PT, largely due to the efforts put in at home. Keep up the good work! Ron Jr had a successful Herf party that included over 20 people. On Saturday, Nicole is having her first golf outing (also participating: Cam, Nate, Ron Jr) to benefit the National Stroke Association. Be sure to wear sunscreen!

Hypothetical Situation of the Week: (This HSOTW is a bit different; it is best fitted under an advice column. However, due to the length of this issue, it will be this week’s HSOTW. It is based on a real life situation of a FWN recipient. In order to keep the peace, the name of the FWN member who this affects is kept anonymous.)

You’re growing a playoff beard. However, next week, you’re interviewing for a job that is two levels higher than yours. How do you maintain loyalty to your team?

To put it in terms for the females who may not be as into sports: Ladies, you’re growing playoff leghair (Stop cringing, work with me here). Basically you get a $1000 shopping spree if you don’t shave your legs. You’re interviewing for a job that is two levels higher than yours (this job just-so-happens to be as head lifeguard. Your interview attire is a bikini, so no pants cover-up). What do you do?

FWN Member of the Week: Nateraide!

When Nate eats eggs for breakfast, he has them sunny side up with toast. His favorite class in school is band "by a long shot" and his dream vacation would be London, England (as opposed to London, WV or London, KY) or the Bahamas. If he was a professional baseball player, he would "obviously" play for the Pirates.

Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)

Classifieds: herf herf herf

(sorry, here at the FWN, we’ve had problems with spam lately) herf herf

Look for more next time,

Carinne

Spring

Official Editor