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Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 1 Vol 5

The annual anniversary newsletter edition! Vol 5! Cheers everyone to all of the weekly nonsense!

Important Holidays (by MM): March 9th is Panic Day and it is also National Bubble Week. So we should get some bubble wrap and punch out the bubbles to relieve us from our panic.

Weather:  The radar shows a very lengthy newsletter in your future.

Special Video Game Section (brought to you by Nate): We have a countdown of the bestselling and most popular video games of the century here on this newsletter! This countdown will recognize and honor the best of the best and will be highly recommended.

Starting off the countdown is in fact Pokemon Yellow! This traditional game was created before the 21^st century and allows people to use animal violence to win. Never fear, this is a family-oriented game to protect the squeamish, as pokemon can only faint. Even if a level 1 brid is engulfed in a blazing fire from level 100 charazard, he will live another day.

The second game goes to a classic, Bubble Bobble! The point of the game is still unknown but scientists are researching it for a more clear object of the game.

Third place goes to an addicting game called Smooth Moves with a host of Wario. The object is to do anything and everything with a Wii remote; possibilities are endless with this game. Recommended to play Feline Fever for you hippies out there.

Just behind the top 3 is Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3. Play the role of war heroes to stop terrorists and WWIII from erupting. This game is Chuck Norris approved.

Nipping at the heels of number four goes to the fifth and final thrilling game of the century, Toejam and Earl! Don’t let the name fool you, they are harmless aliens that crashed their ship, and need to repair it to continue driving pointlessly. This game does not come included with a save button so if you want to beat it, dedicate a good seven hours of nonstop action. One mistake and a random man with a lawnmower or the boogeyman will get you.

Best of luck!

Urbandictionary word of the day (by AL): Get a Kennel 

A nice way to tell someone that their incessant display of affection for their dog is causing you embarrassment as one who is forced to watch such a display.

AL;  Mom, just get a kennel already

MM:  But Sasha is so cute and cuddly she's hard to resist lovin' on her!

Song of the Week (by Tom): Boondocks, Little Big Tow

Special Wine Section (by BK): Wine should be a staple in all households. A wine fridge of white is especially delightful in the summer months, while the reds are quite nice to take the chill out of a cold winter. Beer fridges should always be kept in the garage or by a hot tub for easy access. Be it cans or bottles there are a wide variety of beers available to please everyone’s palate. Cheers!

Notable Accomplishments (by AK):  Tim and Nicole were in Denver last week and met a plethora of Penguins, including Sidney Crosby.  Also, were Jeffrey, Dupuis, Neal and Coach Bylsma.‪ Heather had an interview this morning thought it went very well! Marco and Heather cleaned their vehicles, inside and out. Heather managed to make it a whole day without playing Angry Birds or Words with Friends. MM started back at the gym after a 3.5 year hiatus.

Hypothetical Situation of the Week:    Hypothetically speaking your last name is Park. You old prankster you, you decide to have offspring, but give it a name that is, well, kind of a joke, such as something famous etc. What do you name your child?

For example: Car-in-Park named her son Jurassic.

FWN Member of the Week: Nada!

The MOTW office is closed in celebration of the anniversary edition. Cheers to yourself!

Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)

Classifieds: RSVP for BK’s Jeans Party on March 17^th!

Look for more next time,

c@r!nn3

marcho. polo.

Official Editor