Friday, November 18, 2011

Family Blah Blah Yeah Yeah


Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 36 Vol 4

Important Holidays: None

Weather:  Good Googlie Mooglie it’s cold out here. Colder that a turkey’s you know what!!! Hey at least the sun is out.

Urbandictionary word of the day: Nincompoopery

The characteristic actions that define and identify a person as a complete idiot.

Bev:                Marco, I don’t understand why we have to come to work every day.
Marco:            I AM SURROUNDED BY COMPLETE AND UTTER NINCOMPOOPERY!!! I quit.
Bev:                Yay!!! (Bev does the running man all over the office)

Song of the Week: Britney Spears, Criminal

Notable Accomplishments: Carinne won monopoly last weekend. Ron enjoyed Troegs. Brandi is expecting her first child in June.

Hypothetical Situation of the Week:  If you could have been the star in any movie (new or old), what celebrity would you replace?

FWN Member of the Week: Nicole    

If Nicole were to go on a game show she would go on Family Feud because she insists her family would be great entertainment. Her favorite alcoholic “Bev”erage is an orange V & T with lemon, if on the scene and a glass of wine, if relaxing at home. Nicole was teased in the 3rd grade for her boyish middle name, Rae, so her classmates thought, but was mesmerized by a kiss from John Myers in the 6th grade during a game of spin the bottle. After that kiss she ran into the woods because she was scared (I hope it wasn’t dark out).

Thanks! (spank, spank, spank, spank)

Classifieds: Please contact Aunt Lynne with any job leads you may have. She can forward her resume to you if you may know anyone.

Look for more next time,

Brandi on behalf of c@r!nn3
Official Editor

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