Issue 27 Vol 4
Important Holidays: Nada
Weather: Welcome back, Fall! Hope you had a nice vacation in Canada eh (The 'eh' is optional here, can either be spoken or silent). Just don't be all hoser and go drinking too much Molson one night and give us a blitzen October snowshower eh. Thanks in advance, Fall.
Urbandictionary word of the day: Golden Ticket
A free pass, a 'get out of jail free' card.
Alex: NATE! You spilled M&Ms all throughout the Civic!
Nate: Ah, not so fast. How many times did I pick you up from the HH last week?
Alex: Ok, but you only get to use that golden ticket once… Choose wisely…
Song of the Week: Kreayshawn, Gucci Gucci
Notable Accomplishments: Cam was asked to swim for college but he declined. Nate's swim season has begun. Alex taught the classroom by herself while the teacher had strep. LV have begun the demo on the bathroom.
Hypothetical Situation of the Week: Of course, you're the riff raff in class. What are you staying after school to write on the chalkboard?
It can be an answer that applies to you modern day (I will not drink wine straight from the bottle.)
Or
From your childhood (I will not flick boogars into my sister's room)
FWN Member of the Week: AL!
Aunt Lynne was a speech communications/broadcasting major in college. The most recent show she watched on TV is American Pickers, which she describes as "hoarders meets antiques roadshow". Reportedly, she likes all letters equally but favors the E as it is always left off of her name. Lastly, if given the choice of living under water or in space, she'd pick under water because she likes being near water and isn't a fan of zero gravity.
Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)
Classifieds: Nada
Look for more next time,
c@r!nn3
Miss Mumbo Jumbo
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