The Revenge of the Fire Ants (part two)

April Fools. Now back to business.

Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 4 Vol 4

Important Holidays: Tom’s Birthday

Weather:   This week you may think you cleverly have April-fooled nature by altering the vapor pressure with a “Vader Pressure Inducer” – that is, a humidifier in the shape of Darth Vader. Mother Nature will one-up you, however, with a combination Blizzard and Third Degree Sunburn with her secret UV-Light Saber.

Urbandictionary word of the day (by Marco): Schmidget

Shorter than a midget.

BK is a schmidget.

Song of the Week: Jaded, Aerosmith

Notable Accomplishments:  Alex survived Jamaica; Carinne and Bev survived San Antonio; UM/Pa have yet to survive Honduras (and separation anxiety from the hot tub). Nicole ran a 5k. Bev got out of jail. Tom’s surgery went well; ask MM for pictures.

Hypothetical Situation of the Week: If you could write a front-page news headline for the New York Times on April Fools day, what would it read? 

FWN Member of the Week: TR!

Tom’s favorite non-alcoholic beverage is iced tea. If Tom dyed his hair an unnatural color it would be dark purple. A weekly television program he watches is NCIS. Given the opportunity to play a professional sport, Tom would be #7 for the NHL.  

Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)

Classifieds: Three wolves howling at the moon are better than one. And now that the hotel maid isn’t around to make Carinne’s bed, she’s looking into hiring a professional bed maker.

Look for more next time,

Cowgirl

Yee-haw

Official Editor