Family Weekly Newsletter
Issue 16 Vol 3
Important Holidays: Gina Birthday, Tracy Birthday
Weather: The FWN weather department hereby suggests you embark on that journey to live on spongecake and watch the sun bake that you have dreamed about for so long. Next week is a great one for you to be a tourist all covered in oil. Literally, I guess, if you hit up the gulf coast.
Urbandictionary word of the day (brought to you by MA, BK, and RE Jr): yiddishiot
An idiot when it comes to Yiddish.
Mark (raising his wine glass to Bev): L’chaim!
Ron: If you ever swear at my wife again like that, I’ll hurt you.
Mark: It means, “To life”, as a cheers, you yiddishiot.
Song of the Week: Aloe Blacc, I Need a Dollar
Notable Accomplishments: Nate got his license! Please send get well cards to Tom. Lexy survived cheer camp. UM got a new crackberry.
Hypothetical Situation of the Week: What video game would you like to compete in, in real life? I’m not talking you sitting around with a game controller beating other people, I’m talking, you ARE Pac-man (Ms Pac Man?) and trying to eat as many pills as you can, all the while being chased by brightly colored ghosts.
For example: The editor picks Bubble Bobble (an original Nintendo game) with Barson. I can already hear the screaming as we run away from scary shark. And the mushrooms are worth more points than the diamonds.
FWN Member of the Week: Tracy!
The only childhood birthday party Tracy remembers was her sixteenth where she had a bash with her friends. She takes her coffee with lots of milk and cream. Her first ride was a Dodge Sundance, and her favorite class in High School was Spanish.
Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)
Classifieds: FWN book club?
Look for more next time,
C. Paige
Countess de la Riffraff
Official Editor
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