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Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 6 Vol 3

Important Holidays: Darlene Birthday

Weather:  If you can't feel your sinuses, eyes, or throat due to pollen, you might as well pick the nastiest shot at the bar. Let's be honest, you won't feel a thing, it'll clear you up and everyone else will think you're amazing for taking it like a champ.

Urbandictionary word of the day: Captain of Team B!tch and Moan

Complaining a lot.

Michael: Well then, after the Oreos weren't on sale and I had to buy them anyway, I slipped on a can of spilled mustart in aisle four. AND THEN the cashier wouldn't accept my BOGO Spam coupon.

RE Jr: I'm not sure who made you captain of team b!tch and moan, but I'm going to tell the HR department that you're doing a great job. 

Song of the Week: Young Forever, Jay-Z

Cigar of the Week (brought to you by MJ): 5 Vegas (Pronounced Cinco Vegas) Cask Strength II Toro

Notable Accomplishments:  Carinne finished her first week at the new job. RE Jr survived a massive hangover and tour of NYC bars. AK won a digital camera while wearing her great-grandmother Campbell’s dress to a gala.

Hypothetical Situation of the Week:  Your first initial is the known make of a car (chevy, mitsubishi, etc): your second initial (middle initial) is the model name you give it. Bonus if you give it a tagline.

Cadillac Palace: Royalty of the Road

FWN Member of the Week: Darlene!

Darlene did not respond to the questionnaire prior to presstime, so we’ll find out more about her next time!

Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)

Classifieds: Nada

Look for more next time,

Pink Caddy (CP in reverse!)

With the 808 and the rims…

Official Editor