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Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 41 Vol 2

Important Holidays: Aunt Jul’s Birthday, New Year’s Eve, New Year’s Day

Weather:  Post-Santum Depression that lingered earlier this week due to Christmas being over will be replaced by the depression that ensues due to realizing your new years resolution is unfeasible. Carry backup Beast for comfort at all times.  

Urbandictionary word of the day: Jingle Bowels

Gastrointestinal woes following a night of holiday overindulgence

Sugar cookies and too much eggnog left Nate singing in the bathroom while his jingle bowels created the symphony accompaniment.

Song of the Week: DJ Earworm, United State of Pop 2009

Notable Accomplishments:  Yet again, Carinne found the pickle on the Christmas tree. Alex cleaned the house, and the boys did a load of laundry. Snow in multiple areas threaten new year’s eve parties. Gina is dominating in UM’s college bowl pool. Liz finished all of her finals. Chloe did well in all of her classes, as did Alex this semester. Carinne went to the winning steelers-ravens game.

Hypothetical Situation of the Week: Fill in the underlines:

(Person) your (thing), WOOF!

(WOOF = something that is mildly horrifying/entertaining)

Example: Nate your girlfriend, WOOF!

Barson your pong skills, WOOF!

FWN Member of the Week: Aunt Jul!

For breakfast, Aunt Jul had some iced tea and chips.  If Josh had been born a girl, he would have been named Kirsen Leigh. With the assumption she’s in shape for the sport, she would choose to be an Olympic competitor in the luge event. Given the choice between having to lose a finger or a toe, she picked finger.

Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)

Classifieds: Auld Lang Syne

Look for more next time,

Smarti

Sheriff Gello Popo

Official Editor