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Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 32 Vol 2

Important Holidays: Nada

Weather: It’s a family oriented weekend where parental units travel long distances to see their offspring in states that start with the letter N (namely, New and North). To all of you who live in the Ws and Ps, Bummer! 

Urbandictionary word of the day: Caraoke

Singing along with music in the car. Frequently loudly and passionately.

Common caraoke songs on the editor’s list include Ring of Fire, The Final Countdown, Sandstorm (digga digga da, digga digga da,  digga digga digga digga…)

Song of the Week: Sexy B!tch, David Guetta feat Akon

Notable Accomplishments:  Poppy is out of the hospital. Carinne got free Dunkin Donuts yesterday. AJ is going to Cleveland and will be sporting her Steelers gear this weekend. Bev and Ron successfully took the train to New York (stay tuned to see if they make it back). The B/R surprise party was pulled off without a hitch. B/R saw Billy Joel at their restaurant last night. AK’s toenail polish color matched the color of the wine she was drinking last night.

Hypothetical Situation of the Week: You have to give up one of the following for a year. What do you pick?

a)      Cell phone/crackberry/iphone (this includes using one. Ex, you can’t “borrow” your wife’s)

b)      Driver’s license

c)      TV (all forms – DVD, cable, etc)

d)      Your washer/dryer (no laundromats; handwash everything)

FWN Member of the Week: Aunt Jul!

Trick or treat? Aunt Jul picks trick. Her beverage with lunch was a pepsi max and her middle name is Anne. If she had the choice between having a humpback or having a peg leg, she’d take the humpback.

Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)

Classifieds: Ask BK for a knockoff version of Sinatra’s Strangers in the Night

Look for more next time,

C-rin 

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