Great Googlie Mooglie

Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 19 Vol 2

Important Holidays: Alcoholiday

Weather:  After R commented (read: complained) about it always raining booze in Pittsburgh, the gods of beer have relocated to: Jersey and Winston Salem, NC. Sorry Pittsburgh. You can thank R Jr for this one! (Suggest doing a rain dance to un-irritate the gods).

Upcoming Events (NEW SECTION!!): Nate’s swim team will be hosting championships Thursday-Sunday. Lexy is in Atlanta until Wednesday. UM/T will be going to a wine festival tomorrow (with friends to all of you stalkers on facebook).

Urbandictionary word of the day:  durfa durf

What you are when you are sitting around waiting for someone else.

Greggay is frequently a durfa durf while Alex is putting on her mascara.

Song of the Week: The Cardigans, Lovefool

Notable Accomplishments:  Carinne epically lost at Kings last week when Nate made the rule “whenever anyone else drinks, Carinne does too.” Carinne and Alex epically lost at tennis last weekend when they won two games out of eleven. Ron had his 25^th anniversary at his company last night. The trip to the winery was a raging success. Nicole, Bev, and Christine witnessed a protest outside of their office building yesterday.

Hypothetical Situation of the Week: (Brought to you by R Jr) You are a gangster in the 1920s or 30s or 40s. What is your gangster name? (famous ones are like machine gun Kelly, Baby Face Nelson, etc). Feel free to include your profession: floozy, prohibitionist (in the theme of cease raining beer in Pittsburgh), etc.

FWN Member of the Week: Mum Mum!

When given the choice of Sudoku, crosswords, or word finds, she picks a crossword. She takes her coffee black and the only time she was outside of the US was at St Thomas on a cruise. Her ‘something blue’ at her wedding was her garter that she threw to all the bachelors at the wedding.

Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)

Classifieds: Nada

Look for more next time,

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Emitremmus

Official Editor