Hotdog Mutiny

Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 52 Vol 1

Important Holidays: Daylight Savings

Weather: Bars close at 1am (“technically” two AM) this Saturday. Many people will be disappointed and sober by morning; be prepared for excessive grouchiness throughout all regions.

Urbandictionary word of the day: you wastin my minutes

For use when someone says something stupid and you just don't feel like listening anymore, similar to “b!tch please”

Carinne: (whine whine whine) and THEN I thought I got a flat tire, right after the doctor told me I have to amputate my leg… Crap I just spilled my diet coke zero all over me, there goes the cursed pants…WTF I forgot to wear shoes today…

Bev: You wastin my minutes. It’s Friday, I don’t care.

Song of the Week: Keep Your Hands To Yourself, Georgia Satellites

Notable Accomplishments:  Nicole will be departing for Ireland this week, and spending St Patrick’s day there (do a shot if you’re jealous). Carinne beat Mum Mum in online scrabble. Chloe beat Carinne in online scrabble. March Madness

Hypothetical Situation of the Week: Let’s look wayyyy back at issue #39 from Dec 12 (ho ho ho season!). The hypothetical situation question was:

You need to name a drink using all of your initials in order. What is it? Please feel free to add any specifics (recipes), and bonus points if you make a tagline for commercial sales. Anything alcoholic – beer, wine, liquor, moonshine – legal or not legal: it flies.

Some of our answers: Cocktail Pink Panther (A sneaky drink for the sleuthy souls), Butt Kickin Punch (have some with lunch!), Ron’s Evangelical Pinot (Smooth As Heaven!), Distinctive Lager #7 (Better than the other six!), Triple Danger Punch, Nymphatic Red Bull (It’ll make you horny), Absinthe Martini Hypnotized, MoJo Potion (are you “up” for it?), and Jiz sny Margarita!

So you’ve got your drink – now you’re opening a bar. What do you name it?

FWN Member of the Week: Chloe!

The most recent alcoholic beverage Chloe had was a Yuengling in a bottle. Her shampoo is volumizing but has no descriptive smells or scents (it’s not flowery). Her high school mascot was a Lancer. Her current favorite book is The Fall by Albert Camus.

Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)

Classifieds: Carinne needs a new computer pretty seriously. Now taking all suggestions/advice. Pools are beginning, contact UM if you would like the hookup.

Look for more next time,

Carinne

Blizzard Wizard

Official Editor