bangers & mash

Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 35 Vol 1

Important Holidays: Mexico's Revolution Anniversary

Weather: Frickin freezin frickin freezin BRR. Get out them tharr winter jackets before yew blizzard yer brewski offa dem hands rite thurr. Brr.

Urbandictionary word of the day:  MIRF

noun. acronym for Mom I'd Run From. The opposite of a MILF. A mom you definitely would not want to do.

Common MIRFs (in C opinion, feel free to add): Raymond's Mom from Everyone Loves Raymond, Barbara Bush, Courtney Love, Hillary Clinton

Song of the week: It's A Camper Inside, Nate 

Notable Accomplishments: Carinne went to see "Zach and Miri Make a Porno"; it is set and filmed in Pittsburgh(Monroeville). Cam stayed overnight at the army barracks last night. Alex teaches Kindergartners. Aunt Jul's son Josh got engaged.  

Hypothetical Situation of the Week: When you were little, what did you want to be when you grew up?

Editor's answer: Astronaut

FWN Member of the Week: Tom!!

If Tom could have any superpower, it would be to fly. His favorite shirt is any penguins T-shirt. His shoe size is 10 ½ 4E (WTF is 4E?!?!?). Lastly, his favorite part of thanksgiving is the Turkey.

Thanks! (clapclapclapclapclap)

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Look for more next time,

Carinne

Gobble gobble… Gizzard

Official Editor