I've got soul but i'm not a soldier

Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 29 Vol 1

Important Holidays: Ron & Bev Anniversary

Weather: The cold nights will inspire residents in the east to bring out measures to keep in warmth. These include sweaters, jeans, slipper crocs, and vast amounts of booze.

Urbandictionary word of the day:  October Surprise

When, in a last minute effort to become re-elected, a political figure happens upon a bit of "lucky coincidence."

News from October 31: We found Osama!

Song of the week: Black Dog, Led Zeppelin

Notable Accomplishments: Lexy got attacked by a dog on Sunday.  Took a chunk out of her butt and scratched her up pretty good.  Her shorts and panties were shredded.  Spent 4 hours at the emergency room, but no shot and no stitches, just a bunch of bandages, ointments and antibiotics.  They said the stitches (would have only been 2-3, where the teeth marks were), would have raised the chance of infection.  The dog's owner is the woman who watches Lexy before and after school a few times a week for us.  Dog and Lexy were both up to date on their shots.  Lexy is fine and doing well, back in school.  The future of the dog, Jazz, is yet to be determined by the owners.

Mark is in the hospital; few details known on that. Send him well wishes.

Bev and Ron survived being in the 80 degree sunny weather in Savannah, Georgia. Cam and Nate survived staying home without them.

Hypothetical Situation of the Week: This one brought to you by UM. You are tied up and bound and forced to watch a video collection of one of the following:

1.       Every moment of your life from a Third Person's eye.

2.       Every dream you ever had while asleep, good and bad

3.       The results of every decision you didn't make (aka…the other road)

Which would you choose?

FWN Member of the Week: Ronno!

Ron's favorite shirt is either his long sleeved Steelers shirt or his WVU hoodie (cough cough favorite daughter Alex cough cough). His first job he made minimum wage of $1.75/hr. His favorite TV show of all time is CHEERS. For breakfast he ate a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with half a brownie.

Thanks! (clapclapclapclapclap)

Classifieds:  Nada

Look for more next time,

Carinne

Oh yeah, it's candy corn season

Official Editor