Family Weekly Newsletter
Issue 27 Vol 1
Important Holidays: Talk like a Pirate Day (apparently this is a widespread thing because I was reminded by three FWN recipients to include this), College Homecoming, First day of Fall :(
Weather: Reminiscent of the glory days, college graduates will drink away their sadness. Flooding due to beer tears may be an issue.
Urbandictionary word of the day: shorty
1. affectionate term for a girlfriend, attractive female or concubine.
2. A six-inch hoagie
Go shorty, it's your birthday - 50 cent
Ron (standing outside of subway): Man, I'm hungry.
Michael: Yeah, let's go get ourselves a shorty.
Girl who is walking by #1: Ew!
Girl who is walking by #2: You guys are old! Don't hit on us!
Song of the week: Love Me Dead, Ludo
Notable Accomplishments: Bev wore underwear to work every day this week! Nice!
Hypothetical Situation of the Week: (Thanks to Mark for collaborating)
You're at a bar.
You run into (pick one)
a) Obama
b) McCain
c) Arnold Schwartzenegger
You're drinking (pick one)
a) IC Light
b) Jagerbomb
c) Rum straight from the bottle
You're wearing (pick one)
a) A peg leg.
b) A parrot on your shoulder.
c) An eyepatch.
It's national talk like a pirate day. What do you say to them?
FWN Member of the Week: Michael! Nice! Fastest Fingers!
Only within the last 3 years has he discovered reversible belts, which he notes as "the COOLEST invention EVER!!!" (three exclamation points. Take that, grill) He saved over $1200 last year in groceries with coupons and Bonus Card Savings (and if I remember correctly, wrote a letter to the grocery store saying he should be their spokesperson). He has the videos of the Republican and Democratic National convention speeches on his Ipod. His Golfer's name on Tiger Woods for PSP is "Mick-alicious".
Thanks! (clapclapclapclapclap)
Classifieds: Dial Carinne for a free alcohol removal estimate. Get all that old crap out of your beer fridge!
Look for more next time,
Carinne
Don't wear any more white.
Official Editor
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