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Family Weekly Newsletter

 

Issue 5 Vol 1

 

 

Special Thursday issue because of travelling!

 

Important Holidays:  golfer's day, ronnie's big 4-7 birthday

 

Weather:  A musical system will be passing our area over the next few days. Some regions will get hit with barbeque sauce and coronas; better stock up on snacks and plan to not be driving anywhere for a few days.

 

Urbandictionary word of the day:  vamoose

 

1. Vaccuuming your moose

 

2. To disappear

 

He who does not feel me/ is not real to me / therefore he doesn't exist/ so poof, vamoose, son of a B*tch. (Jay-Z)

 

Song of the week: See You Again, Miley Cyrus... Zip it, I like that song

 

Notable Accomplishments: Nate will be in Florida on a swimming competition. Text him good luck; he loves texts.  Carinne has her last band concert ever, she is super sad pants.

 

Hypothetical Situation of the Week:

 

Gentlemen: You have three options: either wear high heels to work, wear a thong every day for a week, or death. What do you pick?

 

Ladies: You have three options: either you cannot cut your toenails for a year, you have to have a mullet for a year, or death. What do you pick?

 

Family Member of the Week: R. Eugene the Second, the original Smoky Doggie

 

The last time Ronnie showered was at 11:00am this morning. His dream car is a BMW Z-4 (birthday idea!!!). His prom date was named Mindy. Lastly, he can run a mile in ten minutes (any challengers??)

 

Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap clap)

 

Classifieds: Carinne's computer has piece of shit syndrome. If you want to send condolences, forms of alcohol and money are accepted.

 

Look for more next time,

 

Carinne

Smoky smoky drinky drinky little doggies

College Class of 2008