Hit Me With Your Best Shot

Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 25 Vol 1

Important Holidays: Labor Day!!! Oh, and Alex's birthday

Weather:  No seriously, life is just beautiful.

Urbandictionary word of the day:  Manscape (verb)

The male removal of excess body hair via waxing, shaving, plucking. Also manscap - ing (pres tense).

When your chick calls you a Yeti, it might be time for a little manscaping. 

Song of the week: Four Non Blondes, What's Going On

Notable Accomplishments:  Bev beat Cam and Nate at Mini Golf; the scores were 44, 56, and 49 respectively. Barack Obama received the first ever African American nomination for a presidential candidate. Ron found a bar in California that serves wine AND allows you to smoke cigars. When Ron was in Cali, he found a Hudat Park and an Enat Winery (pronounce 'em like a Pittsburgher). School starts next week for some unenthusiastic high schoolers and middle schoolers! Carinne received her first paycheck woohoo!!! It went to rent, un-woohoo.

Hypothetical Situation of the Week: Hypothetically speaking, of course, if you were to have a drink after work today, where would it be and what would you be drinking? Be as specific as possible as your essay will be graded not only on content, but creativity as well (jk jk just getting y'all back in classroom mode).

FWN Member of the Week: Alex!!!

So far this year, she thinks she's on Santa's good list. This week her household chore is doing the dishes. If she had to switch her major, she'd pick English. Her favorite desserts include Carinne's spice cake (suck up), cookie cake, and forbidden cookies.

Thanks! (clapclapclapclapclap)

Classifieds:  There is a photo sale at www.shutterfly.com – you can order 15c prints, no minimum order (but yes you do have to pay shipping… usually pretty cheap though).  Alex needs an exterminator since there was a mouse in her new kitchen. Carinne has noticed that her health insurance offers discounts for memberships at gyms. If you are a gym member, maybe you should look into the discounts offered by your insurance. If you're a lazy bum, this doesn't apply to you.

Look for more next time,

Carinne 

Don't wear any more white.

Official Editor