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Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 26 Vol 1

In this week's issue, you'll see some fun statistics from our readers. We had a great response to the questionnaire, getting 35.7% of readers sending in their thoughts. This is higher than the national average, where when surveys are e-mailed out, usual response rates are about 20%. Thank-you, FWN members, for being so supportive and for keeping this newsletter active, credible, and a pillar of the community and integrity. Cheers to twenty six weeks and counting! Can you believe you've responded and thought about twenty-six situations you'd never contemplated before?

Important Holidays: Mark's Birthday last week was neglected to be mentioned (major apologies, you're freakin old), Steelers REAL season

Weather:  Hurricanes up the coast will pull everyone indoors, where there is nothing to do but drink. Pull out those umbrellas and chug!  

Urbandictionary word of the day:  fexpensive

(adj.) F**king expensive

Tracy: (at the grocery store) Oh nice! Oreos!

Michael: No way. It's not on sale, nor do I have a coupon. It's too fexpensive. We'll get these generic brand Flooreos instead.

Song of the week: Beatles, Twist and Shout

Notable Accomplishments: Poppy is going out to eat, scoreboard tomorrow! And he goes home next Saturday (also his birthday). Lexy is selling Yankee Candles as a fundraiser, please contact Tracy for ordering information. Research has recently shown (and proved) that with the economic downturn, alcoholic consumption went up. Alcohol sales in PA alone went up 11% this year. Bev met Jerome Bettis last Friday.

Hypothetical Situation of the Week: You're the producer of a reality TV show. What three people do you force to live in a 3br, 1ba apartment together (they can be any combo of famous and not famous people... ex: lexy, hannah montanah, kevin jonas)?

FWN Member of the Week: Pap, although not interviewed, has been honored on the WW2 website. He is an honorary recipient of the FWNMOTW award. 

Thanks! (clapclapclapclapclap)

Classifieds:  Now accepting all free beer donations at Juniper.

Special Edition Section:

40% of WN recipients favor the hypothetical situation of the day as their favorite part of WN. 20% chose notable accomplishments, 20% chose Urban Dict. Word of the Day, and 20% were undecided.

The rest of the questionnaire will be worked into the next edition. This one is already too long. Thanks!

Look for more next time,

Carinne

Don't wear any more white.

Official Editor