Early Edition

Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 23 Vol 1

Special Early Edition for those travelling

Editor’s Note: Regretfully I inform all of you that this will be the last edition of FWN sent from Pittsburgh. Henceforward it will be sent from Doity Joisey. Please keep me updated with anecdotes for this newsletter, and I surely will publish mine. It has been a fun summer, and unfortunately the real world must commence. In more exciting news, today we welcome four new members to the FWN! Due to increasing requests, we have expanded the newsletter beyond the realm of the family. I introduce: Nicole, Christine, Mark, and Lynn! We look forward to their intellectual responses to our controversial topics presented here.

Important Holidays: Nada

Weather:  New Jersey is going to be blindsided by a severe alcohol drought in the upcoming weeks. The western side of PA, however, will likely be able to help alleviate this crisis due to a surplus.

Urbandictionary word of the day:  chairdrobe

The art of piling clothes on a chair to be used in place of a closet or dresser. If a chair is not available one can always defer to a floordrobe.

I searched through my chairdrobe to find my outfit for work.

Song of the week: The Greatest Man Who Ever Lived, Weezer

Notable Accomplishments:  Carinne’s room was dusted and cleaned out for the first time in a decade. Alex gets to keep her bed. Nate and Carinne get to road trip to UM&T’s tonight, in the same vehicle. Aunt Jul has purchased a swine and a steer.  Alex goes back to school on Sunday. Ron gets to move two people into two new houses this week!

Hypothetical Situation of the Week: You become a fortune-cookie-fortune writer. What is the prank fortune you write in one of the cookies?

FWN Member of the Week: Ramon!

Ramon’s approximate age is 5. His hearty meal of choice is a mixture of dog food and canned veggies. He sleeps in a cage beside Aunt Lynne’s bed. Ramon likes to lick Tom’s bald head (grossmeout).

Thanks! (clapclapclapclapclap)

Classifieds:  Carinne moves TODAY! Nate and Cam are now professional movers. They will work for Root Beer. Please remember, if you have a comment to be published in the newsletter, please just e-mail it before presstime. Also, Carinne’s internet access will be shaky over the next few days; please be patient in waiting for e-mail responses.

Look for more next time,

Carinne

Jersey or Bust

College Class of 2008