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Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 21 Vol 1

Super Early AM Edition because the Editor Cannot Sleep.

Important Holidays:  Lexy’s Birthday

Weather:  It’s raining pizza and beer. The heavens are rejoicing. CARINNE GOT A JOB.

Urbandictionary word of the day:  Nat-ta-boy

What you hear when you bring a thirty-pack of Natty Light to a party.

“Nat-ta-boy, Carl! Now we can start up the pong of beer again!”

Song of the week: Metallica, ‘The Call of Ktulu’, S&M Live Album version

Notable Accomplishments:  CARINNE GOT A JOB! DID YOU HEAR??? NO??? CARINNE GOT A JOB!!!

Hypothetical Situation of the Week: What’s the magic word???

Family Member of the Week: Angel!!!

Angel is five years old. Her nick name is devil dog. She is a cocker spaniel. Aunt Lynne is her favorite chew toy.

Thanks! (clapclapclapclapclap)

Classifieds:   None because CARINNE HAS A JOB. Oh wait. If you, or someone you know, has crap to get rid of (couches tables dishes etc), contact her. SPAY AND NEUTER YOUR PETS. Also, the FWN future is uncertain. HOPEFULLY this can continue, regardless of the editor’s position. If not, it was fun while it lasted. We shall see.

Look for more next time,

Carinne

No longer destitute

College Class of 2008