Hubba Hubba

Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 24 Vol 1

Important Holidays: Carinne's first work force happy hour, Summer Holiday (UK)

Weather:  The good hair days that have been in the region the past few days will continue through Sunday as drivers licence photos will be changed.

Urbandictionary word of the day:  Beertastrophe

When something catastrophic happens to your beverage. i.e.: you drop a case and it breaks, your child spills your beer, your neighbor drinks all your beer and then you have none. Beertastrophe can be altered by substituting in your favorite brand for "beer". (See 'nattastrophe' example in Notable Accomplishments.)

Mark: Not only did Savvy knock over the fridge and break all the beer bottles inside, but Ron and George came over and drank all three kegs on tap!

Bev: That's an unspeakable beertastrophe. It sounds like a horror film - we should get movie rights.

Song of the week: Jefferson Airplane, White Rabbit

Notable Accomplishments:  Aunt Jul had a nattastrophe when she went to buy two cases of Naddy Light and the beer store only had one. Dad walked into UM's porch screen door and scraped his nose. Bev is never drinking again (jk, ha, August Fools…). Carinne is all moved in, pictures to come. It would officially suck to live in Venezuela, Egypt or Afghanistan as they came in dead last in the olympics.

Hypothetical Situation of the Week: Would you rather have a life-size statue of yourself (naked, I might add) in your front lawn for a summer, or have to spend a summer working part-time at minimum wage (roughly 20 hours a week) dressed as the kool-aid man standing in your local grocery store parking lot trying to give out samples (in all weather – 90 degree heat or thunderstorms, you don't get a day off)? See link below.

http://nominex.com/livejournal/koolaid.jpg

FWN Member of the Week: Aunt Jul!

Aunt Jul's first job was working for $1/hr at Mrs. Hood's farm (and sometimes the paychecks bounced). Her middle name is Anne. If Naddy Light ceased to exist all of a sudden, she would drink Bud Light. Her favorite thing to eat for breakfast is a bacon, egg, and cheese biscuit.

Thanks! (clapclapclapclapclap)

Classifieds:  None!

Look for more next time,

Carinne

Hitting up every Happy Hour

Counting down the seconds

Until it's 5pm.

Happy Friday