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Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 22 Vol 1 

Important Holidays:  Michael’s Birthday, Olympics Begin, Steelers Pre-Season Game

Weather:  A feeling of depression will wash over the states during the upcoming week as most everyone will be feeling rather inadequate. Watching the Olympics, we all will realize what lazy bums we are and how out of shape we are. Recuperation will begin via beer and football as the week progresses, though. Who planned that? Pre-season games AND the Olympics? All in the same week? Bad job exec committee.

Urbandictionary word of the day:  flatuglance

The look that someone gives another person when they pass gas in public.

Dude, Rachael totally farted today during class, so I flatuglanced her.

Song of the week: American Boy, Estelle ft Kanye West

Notable Accomplishments: Lexy rode all of the roller coasters at Hershey Park. UM & T & Lexy survived a weekend in a campground that has warnings against the bears. Ron and Bev went snorkeling, and Alex Cam & Nate still haven’t burned the house down. Carinne won a T-shirt, beer koozie, and keychain that doubles as a bottle opener at the bar. UM won a t-shirt and a hat. They played trivia against two guys, both named beaver. Haha.

Hypothetical Situation of the Week: Who would you bet on in a fight, captain morgan or cap'n crunch? why?

Family Member of the Week: UM!!!

UM’s shoe size is 12. Fruity Pebbles is his favorite cereal. For his birthday, UM wants financial freedom forever (the three Fs). Lastly, if he were stuck on a desert island with one plug and one kitchen appliance, it would be a fridge.

Thanks! (clapclapclapclapclap)

Classifieds:  Carinne moves next Wed or Thurs or Fri. Please don’t mail her anything until the end of next week so she can be sure to be there when mail arrives. 

Look for more next time,

Carinne

To h*ll with welfare

I’m EMPLOYED!!!!

But still can only afford crappy beer.

College Class of 2008