Family Weekly Newsletter
Issue 20 Vol 4
Important Holidays: Nada – neglected from last week's: MM/P Anniversary
Weather: Insolation is heat or radiation at the earth's surface. Give the earth a break and stay inside for a week – you're so hot your contributing to global warming. (This is a complimentary issue)
Urbandictionary word of the day: Manopause
1. Man menopause (something men are 3x more likely to experience than women)
2. Having your man pause the video game long enough to talk, run out to get milk, mow the lawn, etc.
Don't ask Nate to mow the lawn today. He won't manopause his videogame because it is manopause week. He only wants root beer and CoD.
Song of the Week: Endless Love, Diana Ross and Lionel Richie
Notable Accomplishments: Cam and Poppy are out of the hospital and Tom is walking again. Carinne got some sweet new wine glasses and a t-shirt from a winery. UM/T have a new addition to the family (puppy zoe!). Alex has completed her first semester of grad school and Lana got a new collar.
Hypothetical Situation of the Week: Would you rather live
a) In a tree house
b) In a cave
c) In a teepee (tipi)
d) In an igloo
FWN Member of the Week: Nicole!
Nicole is not picky and likes most desserts. Her shampoo is light and fluffy and intended to eliminate frizz, but does not eliminate frizz. Given the choice of living in space or underwater, she'd pick space because floating in air sounds like a blast. Lastly, we already know Nicole's aunt tried to convince her to become a nun when she grew up, however we did not know she once told her aunt she wanted to grow up to be a stripper.
Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)
Classifieds: FYI- All Carinne has is her vehicle charger, meaning, her phone is dead a lot. Cheap seats in DC for the Steelers-Redskins preseason game in two weeks!
Look for more next time,
c@r!nn3
Miss Mumbo Jumbo
Official Editor
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