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Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 18 Vol 4

 

Important Holidays: MM Birthday

 

Weather:   Tornado! Of Jager that is. Open wide and take it all in!

 

Urbandictionary word of the day: Walmartarian

 

Shopping solely at Wal-Mart; acquiring everything from Walmart. After several months of practicing Walmartarianism, your house and personality becomes Walmartized. You may also want to google People of Walmart, to see if you are a featured customer.

 

Next week is going to be a West Side Store(y) Battle of Home Depotarians and Walmartarians in the KFC parking lot.

 

Song of the Week: Bill Withers, Lean On Me

 

Notable Accomplishments:  Nate's swim team is undefeated and won both relay and individual championships.  

 

Hypothetical Situation of the Week:   These are pre-selected and will be revealed at the end of the day. In honor of the final Harry Potter… You put on the sorting hat. Which house does it place you in?

 

A –

B –

C –

D –

 

So, pick a letter. Feel free to state which you think you should be in (Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, Slytherin, Gryffindor).

 

FWN Member of the Week: MM!

 

MM's favorite reindeer is Rudolph, and if she had to dye her hair an unnatural color it would be pink. When growing up on the farm her favorite animals were the baby pigs. Lastly, her current shoes are croc flip flops.

 

Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)

 

Classifieds: Nada

 

Look for more next time,

 

c@r!nn3

Miss Mumbo Jumbo

Official Editor