O'er the Land of the Free

Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 17 Vol 4

Important Holidays: Independence Day (made in America)

Weather:   What’s more American than spandex? Invented in 1959 in Virginia, pull on your pair of American Flag Spandex, grab an Iron City (Pittsburgh), a Watermelon (locovore), and jump in your pool (likely China), or use the hose (100% American water). Cheers & star spangles!

Urbandictionary word of the day: Freudian Click (Freud is Austrian)

Sending an e-mail to someone by mistake. (The first e-mail was generated in USA)

BK: So since when is “Colonoscopy Happy Hour” an Important Holiday?

CP: What? Oh crap – Freudian Click. That was an unedited newsletter. I was writing that for research purposes only.

Song of the Week: Amerika, Rammstein (Rammstein is German)

Notable Accomplishments:  Nate no longer works at Shop n Save. Carinne bought $32 worth of groceries this week, $25 of which was made in America.

Hypothetical Situation of the Week:   Celebrity Deathmatch (also made in America!): Who is the victorette?

A)    Snow White

B)     Cinderella

C)     Ariel

D)    Jasmine

FWN Member of the Week: Cam!

Cam’s middle name is James. If given the choice of living under water or in space he’d pick under water. If he could be on any game show he’d be on Lingo, and the most recent text message either sent or rec’d was “ok sweet”.

Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)

Classifieds: Snow White in German is “Schneewittchen”.

Look for more next time,

c@r!nn3

Miss Mumbo Jumbo

Official Editor