Special Early Edition due to Editor Travels
Issue 18 Vol 4
Important Holidays: Ma Birthday, Cam Birthday
Weather: Dear Past Newsletter Reader: Beware, the funnel cake has trace elements of a drug that will make you want to run away and join the circus. Consider before devouring.
Love, Future Newsletter Reader
Urbandictionary word of the day: Index Finger Discount
Stealing something is a five-finger discount. Index finger discount is illegally downloading.
Cam: How did you get the Barney collection on your computer background?
Nate: Attempted an index finger discount to get Rocky. Unfortunately, it was laced with a virus, a popup came that said, "If it Dies, it Dies," and now Barney is here forever, slowly sending my hard drive to insanity.
Song of the Week: Smoke on the Water, Deep Purple
Notable Accomplishments: Nate did a great job at the horseshoe washer game last weekend. Carinne was sub-par at Beer Pong.
Hypothetical Situation of the Week: Of course, you are a world renowned chef. Streets are lined with those excited to eat at your establishment. Your specialty is something you can actually currently make very well. It doesn't have to be fancy. People like it anyway.
For example, Alex may have Breakfast du Jour – Frosted Flakes tamed with 2% milk, served with a spoon. Or, CP – colorful, sugary gummi bears drizzled with tequila, aged overnight in Tupperware, a decadent barbeque treat.
FWN Member of the Week: Mum!
For lunch today, BK had a gyro. If she had to pick a new month for her birthday she'd pick October because it's so pretty. Given the choice of losing an arm or a leg, she answered 'leg' to this "very morbid question". Ma's favorite ice cream is chocolate chip cookie dough.
Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)
Classifieds: Nada
Look for more next time,
c@r!nn3
Miss Mumbo Jumbo
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