Friday, August 5, 2011

The New & Improved SPF-7000

Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 21 Vol 4

 

Important Holidays: Lexy's Birthday, Nicole's Birthday

 

Weather:   ~~~^~~~ see that? Shaaaaark!!!! Everyone out of the water!

 

Urbandictionary word of the day: Beach Brain

 

When you have nothing but the beach on your mind, so much that it distracts your ability to do anything else.

 

BK: And after you wash the dishes, I want you to hose off the deck.

AK: What? After I sunscreen the dishes you want me to give a beer to the deck?

BK: What?

AK: Sorry – my beach brain is kicking in.

 

Song of the Week: The Boy is Mine, Brandy and Monica

 

Notable Accomplishments:  Cam cut Nate's hair. Tim got a new job. Alex passed her first semester of grad school. Lana is on her first vacation.  

 

Hypothetical Situation of the Week:   Ben & Jerry's names an ice cream flavor after you. What is it?

 

For example- the Car-In-Park: A little bit of greasy caramel and some oreo wheels. Vroom vroom start it up!

 

FWN Member of the Week: Lexy!

 

For lunch today Lexy had a cheeseburger and salad from Hardees. Her favorite season is summer and her middle name is Nicole. Given the choice of living in space or underwater, she picks space because she's too scared of sharks. ~~~~~^~~~~ shaaark!

 

Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)

 

Classifieds: Shark week ruins the ocean for me. But I cannot stop.  

 

Look for more next time,

 

c@r!nn3

Miss Mumbo Jumbo

Official Editor

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