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Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 34 Vol 2

Important Holidays: Editor Birthday, Veteran’s Day

Weather: The south again invades the north throughout the weekend with both troops and weather. It will be warm and slightly crowded up above the Mason Dixon line – just have a cold drink in your hand and you’re good to go.  

Urbandictionary word of the day: D!ck magnet

1. The opposite of a chick magnet: when a girl attracts a large amount of guys.
2. Editor uses this to describe a period of time when a girl only dates jerks.

As soon as UM went to the bathroom at the bar, three other guys game up and started talking to Tracy. She’s a total d!ck magnet.

Song of the Week: Grand Funk Railroad, Some Kind of Wonderful

Notable Accomplishments:   Today is Bev’s 9^th anniversary at work. Nate got is driver’s permit and his class ring. Cam is away at drill this week. Alex got a little in her sorority. REP Jr went 4 days without a stogie. Nicole moved into her new house. Someone TP-ed Dale’s Car (haaaa!). All quarterbacks who have won the superbowl have had cleft chins.

Hypothetical Situation of the Week: For those of you new to the newsletter, this is a very involved question that revolved around a series of issues, as defined below. Feel free to play “catch up” and answer all, some, or none of the questions involved.

You’ve got your signature drink ( Issue 39 vol 1 where you created a drink based on your initials). You’ve got your bar name (Issue 52 vol 1). So now, you’re making your soda or child friendly beverage for those non-alcoholic personnel. What do you name it/what it’s modeled after?

For inspiration, think of how Mr Pib / Docter Thunder is Dr Pepper, Mountain Lightning is Mt Dew, etc.

A brief reminder about the previous HSOTW: (and if you didn’t answer these questions before, feel free to do so now)

You need to name a drink using all of your initials in order. What is it? Anything alcoholic – beer, wine, liquor, moonshine – legal or not legal: it flies.

Some of our answers:  Cocktail Pink Panther (A sneaky drink for the sleuthy souls), Butt Kickin Punch (have some with lunch!), Deelishous Mouthsmacking PinotNoir, Ron’s Evangelical Pinot (Smooth As Heaven!), Distinctive Lager #7 (Better than the other six!), Triple Danger Punch, Nymphatic Red Bull (It’ll make you horny),  Absinthe Martini Hypnotized,  MoJo Potion (are you “up” for it?), Gina Must Now Party Pale Ale, and Jiz sny Margarita!

So you’ve got your drink – now you’re opening a bar. What do you name it?

Answers for bar names: Relax Enjoy Party Haus (he stayed with his initials), Givers (not to be confused with Takers), Slurpy's, My Joyful Place, The Gym

FWN Member of the Week: Carinne’s Camera

Carinne’s old camera is in a painful state and has nearly reached the end of its life. It documented great times such as pumpkin carving at Gettysburg, Wine Festivals in York, and trips to Ocean Isle. Carinne’s Camera’s favorite pictures to take were the self portraits of Carinne. It can hold up to 1800 photos and/or 45 minutes of video.

Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)

Classifieds: Mmm... cake

Look for more next time,

C-rin

It’s my birfday

Official Editor