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Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 37 Vol 2

Important Holidays: Cyber Monday

Weather:  With the onset of packed fridges and turkey in tupperware, please take caution to avoid driving after too much tryptophan. Roads may be in unsafe conditions due to drowsiness.

Urbandictionary word of the day: PED XING

A wealthy Chinese philanthropist who paid large sums of money to have his name plastered everywhere, so that people would remember who he was. 

AL/T almost got run over by an eighteen wheeler due to not correctly honoring the ped xing sign. 

Song of the Week: Franz Ferdinand, No You Girls

Notable Accomplishments:  No stomach explosions due to turkey intake. Cam got into College. Carinne and Alex survived Black Friday Shopping. Anna did very well at Apples to Apples. 

Hypothetical Situation of the Week: So you got up at 3am, got in line outside of the store in the pouring rain, and you get in. When you reach the counter with the gift you wanted to buy, that perfect gift you were waiting to get and woke up so early to obtain, you grab the last one. One second after you grab it, one small second, someone else puts their hand on that item too. And doesn't let go.

A glaredown ensues. Do you:

a) Punch them in the face and run

b) Say "I'll make you an offer you can't refuse." (please define this offer.)

c) Let them have it

d) Use your backup mace and yell "serenity now"? (or hoochie mama)

e) Other?

FWN Member of the Week:  The office of FWNMOTW is closed this week. Normal hours will resume on Monday at 8am ET.

Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)

Classifieds: Sleighbells ring...

Look for more next time,

C-rin

Let's Gooo Mountaineers

Official Editor